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Fat Bastard Oysters (30 pcs)

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Fat Bastard Oysters (30 pcs)
Fat Bastard Oysters (30 pcs)
Big Oysters
$80.00

(64 Reviews)

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Description

Fat Bastard Oysters are the largest size of our premium Tide-Tumbled Pacific oysters. Grown since 2009, these oysters are cultivated in our tumbling bags that are affixed to floats, gently rolling with the natural tide to create smooth, deep cups.

By floating near the water's surface, Fat Bastard Oysters feed on the freshest algae, resulting in a bright, savory flavor with plenty of briny liquor.

Quantity: 30 count
Flavor Profile: Strong brininess with a sweet finish and firm, plump texture.
Size: approximately a 2.75 - 3.75 inch shell. 

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64 Reviews

Chong pak Apr 23rd 2024

Disappointed

Ordered geoduck and fat bastards online from website. Shipping was on point. Geoduck was great. This review is for the fat bastards that I ordered and the response I received. I sent pics of the size and opened oysters and clearly 75% were not fat bastards. Kumamoto maybe? Very small oysters and did not taste the same. The response was a slap in face that “fat bastards are different in size and can vary depending on where they were harvested from.” Meaning they don’t stand by there products and send crap to people online. Fat bastards are FAT and plump and they should send me same size orders and not tiny ones.

Robbie Mar 19th 2024

Fat bastard

I have ordered the Fat Bastards multiple times. They never disappoint. Big , firm, fresh, so much brine. Has a big taste. Started shucking for fried . But we just started eating them raw. No lemon or condiments. Just kept slurping them down on their own . Incredible.

Mike Jan 2nd 2024

Fat Bastard Oysters - awesome

We ordered these for our New Year’s party. They were a complete hit. Very meaty and a wonderful hit of brine. We’ll DEFINITELY order these again.