Fat Bastard Oysters (30 pcs)

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Fat Bastard Oysters (30 pcs)

$80.00
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  • Description

    Fat Bastard Oysters are the largest size of our premium Tide-Tumbled Pacific oysters. Grown since 2009, these oysters are cultivated in our tumbling bags that are affixed to floats, gently rolling with the natural tide to create smooth, deep cups.

    By floating near the water's surface, Fat Bastard Oysters feed on the freshest algae, resulting in a bright, savory flavor with plenty of briny liquor.

    Quantity: 30 count
    Flavor Profile: Strong brininess with a sweet finish and firm, plump texture.
    Size: approximately a 2.75 - 3.75 inch shell. 

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Fat Bastard Oysters are the largest size of our premium Tide-Tumbled Pacific oysters. Grown since 2009, these oysters are cultivated in our tumbling bags that are affixed to floats, gently rolling with the natural tide to create smooth, deep cups.

By floating near the water's surface, Fat Bastard Oysters feed on the freshest algae, resulting in a bright, savory flavor with plenty of briny liquor.

Quantity: 30 count
Flavor Profile: Strong brininess with a sweet finish and firm, plump texture.
Size: approximately a 2.75 - 3.75 inch shell. 

!WARNING!

 

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63 Reviews
  • 2

    Beldon Spores | Jun 25th 2025

    Fat Bastard Oysters

    The oysters are great, but I have yet to receive a full order. The bagger has a problem counting to 30. Two orders, one had 29 oysters the next one only 26

  • 5

    Chuck | Jun 22nd 2025

    Fat Bastard Oysters

    Grilled these oysters for a small get-together and we all agreed, these are the best oysters we’ve had. My preparation might’ve had something to do with it, of reality is, these are excellent oysters. Live in Arizona and received them overnight during warm weather— they were received in perfect condition. I’ll definitely order these fat bastards again.

  • 5

    Parker | Jun 19th 2025

    Oysters

    Had these shipped several states away to us. Came promptly and were delicious. Will definitely be ordering again.

  • 5

    Scott Webb | May 27th 2025

    Fat bastards

    Excellent product will order again and again. Love them

  • 5

    Susan Warner | May 6th 2025

    Fat Bastard Oysters

    The oysters arrived as scheduled. They were a hit with our surf and turf themed dinner. I will definitely be making another order soon.

  • 5

    Jim Stock | Apr 1st 2025

    Fat Bastards

    Stuck in northern Michigan for "ice storm 2025" , we were dining in style even without electricity! Yes the oysters were outstanding!

  • 4

    Lindsay Dowling | Jan 28th 2025

    Fat Bastards

    Amazing as always, despite a larger than usual culling (5 of the 30 count). Delicious, crips and minerally. Tastes like home.

  • 5

    Charles Rikel | Jan 27th 2025

    Fat Bastards

    This is my first experience using 2nd day shipping instead of overnight, and it went very well delivering the oysters very fresh and all alive. Superb quality! I’d do overnight if it were summer. It takes 2 full days with them arriving in the late afternoon.

  • 5

    Jo Fenstermaker | Dec 27th 2024

    Fat Bastard Oysters

    OMG! our order could not have played out with more perfection. Order delivered on time and we ate them the day after. Shucking when great (and safe) and the the flavor was more than we expected - fresh and flavorful. THANK YOU!