Fat Bastard Oysters (30 pcs)

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Fat Bastard Oysters (30 pcs)

$80.00
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  • Description

    Fat Bastard Oysters are the largest size of our premium Tide-Tumbled Pacific oysters. Grown since 2009, these oysters are cultivated in our tumbling bags that are affixed to floats, gently rolling with the natural tide to create smooth, deep cups.

    By floating near the water's surface, Fat Bastard Oysters feed on the freshest algae, resulting in a bright, savory flavor with plenty of briny liquor.

    Quantity: 30 count
    Flavor Profile: Strong brininess with a sweet finish and firm, plump texture.
    Size: approximately a 2.75 - 3.75 inch shell. 

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  • Shipping Details

Fat Bastard Oysters are the largest size of our premium Tide-Tumbled Pacific oysters. Grown since 2009, these oysters are cultivated in our tumbling bags that are affixed to floats, gently rolling with the natural tide to create smooth, deep cups.

By floating near the water's surface, Fat Bastard Oysters feed on the freshest algae, resulting in a bright, savory flavor with plenty of briny liquor.

Quantity: 30 count
Flavor Profile: Strong brininess with a sweet finish and firm, plump texture.
Size: approximately a 2.75 - 3.75 inch shell. 

!WARNING!

 

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57 Reviews
  • 4

    Lindsay Dowling | Jan 28th 2025

    Fat Bastards

    Amazing as always, despite a larger than usual culling (5 of the 30 count). Delicious, crips and minerally. Tastes like home.

  • 5

    Charles Rikel | Jan 27th 2025

    Fat Bastards

    This is my first experience using 2nd day shipping instead of overnight, and it went very well delivering the oysters very fresh and all alive. Superb quality! I’d do overnight if it were summer. It takes 2 full days with them arriving in the late afternoon.

  • 5

    Jo Fenstermaker | Dec 27th 2024

    Fat Bastard Oysters

    OMG! our order could not have played out with more perfection. Order delivered on time and we ate them the day after. Shucking when great (and safe) and the the flavor was more than we expected - fresh and flavorful. THANK YOU!

  • 5

    Robbie | Sep 17th 2024

    Fat bastard

    Perfect as usual. These are my favorite. I have tried all there products. And many others from West coast.

  • 5

    Michael | Sep 1st 2024

    Freshness

    Without a shadow of doubt, the oysters were as fresh as they come. Ordered 5 dozen and every one of them were mouth watering. Just placed another order to divulge into heaven again.

  • 3

    Julie E Jarmiolowski | Aug 20th 2024

    Fat Bastards

    The oysters arrived on Friday and we dined on them Saturday. The flavor was great! 7 did not make the trip though.

  • 4

    Tim Currin | Jul 31st 2024

    Fat Bastards

    These were by far the favorites of the oysters that we ordered!

  • 5

    Jim Stock | Jul 18th 2024

    Fat Bastards

    Shipping was spot on and we always love the Fat Bastards!

  • 1

    Chong pak | Apr 23rd 2024

    Disappointed

    Ordered geoduck and fat bastards online from website. Shipping was on point. Geoduck was great. This review is for the fat bastards that I ordered and the response I received. I sent pics of the size and opened oysters and clearly 75% were not fat bastards. Kumamoto maybe? Very small oysters and did not taste the same. The response was a slap in face that “fat bastards are different in size and can vary depending on where they were harvested from.” Meaning they don’t stand by there products and send crap to people online. Fat bastards are FAT and plump and they should send me same size orders and not tiny ones.